if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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