You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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