i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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