We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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