hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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