I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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