Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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