Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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