He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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