Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
