This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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