He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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