how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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