Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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