Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
how drunk are you?
Several
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