just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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