Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
