Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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