So many bounce houses so little time
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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