He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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