i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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