Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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