Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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