that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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