They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Who put my cat in the fridge?