She's JV to your varsity
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS