ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?