i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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