This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so explain again why im purple
no
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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