It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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