Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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