dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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