every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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