Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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