my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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