Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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