i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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