i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
