It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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