I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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