sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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