You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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