She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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