come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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