Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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