Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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