Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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