It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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