I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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