i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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