i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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