Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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