ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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