thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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