okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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