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I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman

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(250): I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman http://tfl.nu/ee4v

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He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.

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(727): He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple. http://tfl.nu/vn0p

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Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin

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Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.

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(631): Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin (856): Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts. http://tfl.nu/olt8

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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.

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(612): hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted. http://tfl.nu/g5t8

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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.

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(208): Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge. http://tfl.nu/9q10

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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man

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(502): At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man http://tfl.nu/m2kp

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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk

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(407): Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk http://tfl.nu/aifa

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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.

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HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.

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(785): MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped. (207): HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME. http://tfl.nu/4n05

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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?

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(804): How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now? http://tfl.nu/mo61

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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.

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(403): We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is. http://tfl.nu/dgmw

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We still on for coffee?

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Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.

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(443): We still on for coffee? (410): Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45. http://tfl.nu/m7ui

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Cute underage boy is in my house.

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OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.

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(610): Cute underage boy is in my house. (410): OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE. http://tfl.nu/uq1q

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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.

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I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.

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(785): Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock. (785): I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice. http://tfl.nu/kw5d

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(425): View more from Washington

I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you

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(425): I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you http://tfl.nu/h4jv

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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.

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(954): I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security. http://tfl.nu/su6q

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